No doubt that when you received this month’s issue of Colored Pencil Magazine you were taken aback by the stunning visage that greeted you on page 16:
“What positively surly splendor!”, you must have said.
“Martha! Come and look at this masterpiece of angry, shaven cranium!”, you surely shouted to your spouse or significant other, who shall henceforth be known as Martha.
“I like every portion of this otherwise distinguished publication except for the top left corner of page sixteen!”, Martha most likely said.
And so it went, you and Martha gazing in wide-eyed wonder and/or loathing at page 16, sipping Boone’s Farm and eating Oreos well into the night. You two really were made for each other, you know. It’s a rare and wonderful thing you have together. We should all be so lucky.